Neil Cohen previews seasonal shows coming to stages around the Valley. PLUS: There will be snow in the desert when White Christmas comes to ASU Gammage.
By Neil Cohen
Neil Cohen finds Christmas on stage at Valley theater companies
Some people are scandalized to imagine that Jesus wasn't a blue-eyed, red-haired white man. Langston Hughes, the esteemed African-American poet who many scholars contend was gay, re-imagined the classic Nativity story with a more likely cast of all black actors. The story resonates with traditional percussion and gospel songs, which are as inspiring today as they were when the show premiered on Broadway in turbulent 1961.

For the first time in 20 years, Actors Theatre of Phoenix isn't staging A Christmas Carol, but you'll have a Dickens of a time deciding which version of A Christmas Carol to attend from the other productions around town this year. The shows include a Shakespearean treatment in Mesa, a traditional staging in Peoria and in-the-round in Gilbert. The basics remain the same: Ebenezer Scrooge is a world-class miser, Tiny Tim is full of pluck and determination despite his disability and four unwanted ghostly guests are going to make Scrooge rue the day he ever uttered "Bah Humbug!"
"You'll shoot your eye out!" is a holiday warning that became an iconic movie quote when Melinda Dillon scolded little Peter Billingsley in the 1983 film A Christmas Story. The beloved holiday classic was adapted by Phil Grecian. Based on Jean Shepherd's warm-hearted memoir, A Christmas Story tells the 1940s-era story of little Ralphie and his burning quest to get his parents to give him an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle. Along the way, he runs into an unsympathetic Santa, neighborhood bullies and an unforgettable incident with his friend and a frozen flag pole.
Who can stop at one Bloody Mary? Not Sun City souses Blanche, Bertha and Mabel, who are still fighting with their nasty HOA and trying to keep a senior condo roof over their heads in this sequel to last year's crazy Christmas classic. Space 55 had such a grand response to their "holiday musical for people who don't like the holidays or musicals" last year, they had to bring it back.
As Miracle on 34th Street taught us, not everyone is cut out to be Santa. Sometimes you actually have to become St. Nick to warm the hearts of Macy's shoppers. Joey Archobellino is the man to teach you how. He tells stories culled from his annual Santa Class, ranging from hilarious to heart-breaking.

Patti Hannon is a Valley institution after many years of playing Sister in Late Night Catechism. This time, Sister teaches the story of Christmas and asks for help in solving the greatest holiday caper ever — who swiped the gold that those three wise men gave to the Baby Jesus?
If you prefer your Scrooge singing and dancing, this show is a take on the Broadway musical production as seen at Madison Square Garden.
Miracle on 34th Street is one of the most beloved holiday films, mostly for the way it marries belief in the magic and meaning of Christmas with the realities of how commercialized the holiday has become. Meredith Willson's 1963 musical version, originally called Here's Love, has more musical muscle than your typical slapped-together "stage version" of a classic film.

Based on the hit 1954 film starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney and Vera-Ellen, White Christmas is a brightly colored, energetic adaptation that brings Irving Berlin's music to life.
Brandon Davidson is featured in the cast of the touring company of the show coming to ASU Gammage in Tempe.
"The reason I love this show so much is the choreography and the music," said Davidson, who is part of the show for the fourth year. "It's like an old family getting together and we're going to do this Christmas show."
The story revolves around two Army buddies and Broadway entertainers who join up with two enterprising sisters to help out the boys' general, who has a gorgeous Vermont inn. The problem is that there is no snow, and the general is on the verge of bankruptcy.
Songs include "Let Yourself Go," "Sisters" and, of course, "White Christmas."
Davidson noted that the show was choreographed by Randy Skinner, whose style is inspired by Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire.
"I grew up listening to jazz and the show is set in the '50s, so to be able to live in that world and dance that style again — I have a real passion for that style," Davidson said. "It's very American and rooted in jazz."
Since the show is set in a Broadway milieu, the ensemble has lots of opportunities to shine. "The opening number, ‘Let Yourself Go,'" is a blast," Davidson said. "It's like being shot out of a cannon. It's about seven minutes long and it's a tap number.
"My favorite number in the show is when Betty sings, ‘Love, You Didn't Do Right By Me,'" Davidson said. "It's her ‘11 o'clock number' and it is set in a Broadway cabaret, so it has that mood about it. She has three dancers who partner her one-by-one, and I am one of those dancers. It's very emotionally based because she's just been through sort of a break-up." -E
White Christmas
Dec. 6-11
ASU Gammage
1200 S. Forest Ave., Tempe
Tickets: $20-$80
www.asugammage.com